Loser in Chicago


Lauryn|18|Chi-Town

This is a blog.


ashgureey:

i’m here to support black girls with stretch marks on their tiddies, butts, arms, thighs, stomach, everywhere. i support y’all.

all y’all beautiful ✨

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 


OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE

sigridellis:

soulbrotherv2:

What are the chances that this photo will ever appear in the mainstream media?

Well I sure as shit will reblog it.

sigridellis:

soulbrotherv2:

What are the chances that this photo will ever appear in the mainstream media?

Well I sure as shit will reblog it.

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

thegenderdetective:

*white guy voice* Now look, I’m the last person to condone racism *mayonnaise begins to overflow from pockets* but you know there’s always truth behind those racial stereotypes *fedora begins to grow spontaneously on his head* and how come black people can say the n-word but I can’t? *neckbeard thickens* That’s racism.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

ruinedchildhood:

when you make cereal but realize you’re out of milk..

whitegirlsaintshit:

woodmeat:

yung-mullah:

woodmeat:

i like the type of girls that are really lowkey u know like they wear sweaters and dont expect for u to take them out anywhere. they just sit around in the crib… bonus points if she never been to a club or a party

idk maybe this is problematic but all of this is me?? i just wanna sit around and wear sweaters..

this isn’t problematic it’s sarcasm n I wish u boring bitches would stop relating to it

frankiemarx420:

they arent done yet but these are pretty much my two final works of the year along with my short film

myhiphopmelody:

the-goddamazon:

politicalsexkitten:


41-year old, Li Bingbing!

BEIGE DON’T AGEASIAN DON’T RAISINHATE ALL YOU WANT WE WILL STILL LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR WRINKLY ASS

SHE’S 41???
BLESS.

LOL Asian don’t raisin

myhiphopmelody:

the-goddamazon:

politicalsexkitten:

41-year old, Li Bingbing!

BEIGE DON’T AGE
ASIAN DON’T RAISIN

HATE ALL YOU WANT WE WILL STILL LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR WRINKLY ASS

SHE’S 41???

BLESS.

LOL Asian don’t raisin

ondistantshores:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

I will never be cooler than this guy.

Black women can be feminine Black women can be masculine Black women can be delicate Black women can be quiet Black women can be loud Black women can be patient Black women can be cute Black women can be adorable Black women can be sexy Black women can be dominant Black women can be submissive

madblackgirl:

Black women can be feminine

Black women can be masculine

Black women can be delicate

Black women can be quiet

Black women can be loud

Black women can be patient

Black women can be cute

Black women can be adorable

Black women can be sexy

Black women can be dominant

Black women can be submissive

Black women can be straightedge

Black women can be gyaru

We can be literally anything we feel like being.

We are not a monolithic group

We are not the same

We share melanin not mindsets