i’m here to support black girls with stretch marks on their tiddies, butts, arms, thighs, stomach, everywhere. i support y’all.
all y’all beautiful ✨
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
What are the chances that this photo will ever appear in the mainstream media?
Well I sure as shit will reblog it.
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
*white guy voice* Now look, I’m the last person to condone racism *mayonnaise begins to overflow from pockets* but you know there’s always truth behind those racial stereotypes *fedora begins to grow spontaneously on his head* and how come black people can say the n-word but I can’t? *neckbeard thickens* That’s racism.
i like the type of girls that are really lowkey u know like they wear sweaters and dont expect for u to take them out anywhere. they just sit around in the crib… bonus points if she never been to a club or a party
idk maybe this is problematic but all of this is me?? i just wanna sit around and wear sweaters..this isn’t problematic it’s sarcasm n I wish u boring bitches would stop relating to it
they arent done yet but these are pretty much my two final works of the year along with my short film
41-year old, Li Bingbing!
BEIGE DON’T AGE
ASIAN DON’T RAISIN
HATE ALL YOU WANT WE WILL STILL LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR WRINKLY ASS
LOL Asian don’t raisin
Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.
!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!
this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!
What the fuck
I will never be cooler than this guy.
Black women can be feminine
Black women can be masculine
Black women can be delicate
Black women can be quiet
Black women can be loud
Black women can be patient
Black women can be cute
Black women can be adorable
Black women can be sexy
Black women can be dominant
Black women can be submissive
Black women can be straightedge
Black women can be gyaru
We can be literally anything we feel like being.
We are not a monolithic group
We are not the same
We share melanin not mindsets